K-Fed Pregnant?
Wednesday, July 29th, 2009Seen and snapped recently in public it is evident that K-Fed - best known as Britney Spears ex-(brief)-husband-and-carer-for-their-kids - who was formerly a fit-looking dancer… has now become Kevin Feder(no-longer-slim)line.
Evidently being largely employed as an overpaid nanny - too much of his reported $20k a month from Brit is being spent on Big Macs and Sodas - in the traditional, all-American style.
Either that… or potentially even more shocking (but certainly News-Enquirer worthy) K-Fed may be pregnant! Well - Arnold Schwarzenegger did it with Danny de Vito! So maybe this is a new strategy to capture the headlines:

Naturally the low-brow press will soon be speculating on just who may be responsible for K-Fed’s ‘delicate condition’?
But for the small number of intellectually superior US citizens - it will be obvious that this new move by Federline is just the prelude to launching K-Fed’s no doubt shortly to be rampantly promoted - “K-Fed Diet”… mind you he will actually have to shed the weight first, to cash in on that one… at least for as long as it takes to do a photo-shoot or two, and some prime-time chat-show slots!










