After an idiotic film like Snakes on a Plane …. it was probably fair to guess that a sequel like “Snakes on a Plain (Idiot)” would follow soon… but maybe not quite as stupid as this:

Snakes on a Plain Idiot

The giveaway: “Customs officers quickly realised the man was smuggling animals because his whole body was in constant motion…” DOH!!!

Apparently Duct Tape has never had so much promo since that old school-boy joke about hamsters was first popularized!

…BTW… Pass me another!

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(N.B. A LIMITED NUMBER OF COPIES are LEFT…apologies if the site has been taken down already: here’s that link again – Article Mass Control )