So this week’s ‘late-look-alike’ competition has been turned into an ‘odd-one-out’ photo montage instead…
With profound apologies to he Big ‘O’ — Can you spot the odd one out?
Here’s your clue: “He’s no longer just ‘Il’ … he’s dead!“…
…And whilst many folks may have shed a tear over the demise of Roy more than a couple of decades ago (the 23rd anniversary of Roy Orbison’s death was in fact barely a fortnight ago) — many millions of N.Koreans (if no-one else in their un-programmed minds) have been ‘Crying’ crocodile tears over the loss of their ‘Dear’ Leader… the dictator with a penchant for a ‘Pretty Woman’ (indeed a whole army of them!)…
And whilst the death of the despot may have been something his subjects could only countenance ‘In Dreams’, they would certainly be ‘Running Scared’ if they didn’t make a public show that seemed to say ‘I’m Hurting’ (even if the reality is — only in a good way!).
Whilst most North Koreans will undoubtedly be glad that ‘It’s Over’ — even if they cannot acknowledge it — ‘The Crowd’ will probably also be wondering what lies across the ‘Blue Bayou’ in the shape of the successor to this pint-sized autocrat… seemingly ‘Un’other of the dictatorial dynasty, who’ll likely shape up to be as bad if not worse that the one who has just kicked up his Cuban Heels!!
(P.S. An afterthought… What’s the difference between Bruce Willis & Ashton Kutcher’s -ex and Kim Jung Il? One’s Demi Moore and the other is Demi-God No More!)
This week’s look alike competition winner sent in by Mr. E. Mann:
The coincidences just pile up — for example:
Whereas for famed Liverpuddlian comedian Ken Dodd, ‘avoiding a tax’ once got him into a hole, for recently deceased dictator, Col. Muammar Gaddafi, ‘avoiding attacks’ also meant he got into a hole — from which he was summarily retrieved and executed by the very people that he had promised to show ‘no mercy ‘ to!
Ken Dodd’s timeless comedy patter has meant that he has frequently left his audiences ‘dying of laughter’ — whereas Gaddafi simply left people dying.
Gaddafi surrounded himself with a bevvy of attractive female bodyguards, whereas Doddy surrounded himself with a bevvy of Diddy-men.
Doddy once had his house set on fire by a nutcase, whereas as Gaddafi had various houses set on fire by bunch of nutcases (the US military)…
Doddy had a top selling single with ‘Tears’, Gaddafi never had a top selling single but certainly cause a lot of ‘tears’ to be shed…
Doddy started his life in Knotty Ash (a suburb of Liverpool), Gaddafi whose life just ended will soon be in knotty pine… or at least simply ash!
(Editor’s note: We’d just like to point out that this humorous post means no offence to the late John Inman or his estate, nor any slight against gays, nor are we implying that Mr. Assange is gay –indeed we are given to believe he is quite the ladies man. This is all simply in a manner of light-hearted non-u fun. If you didn’t crack a smile were sorry, but for goodness sake — lighten up! It’ll soon be 2012)
Shocking live video footage of landlord intimidating an low-waged tenant who is struggling to meet the rent. Being a young entrepreneur is all very well but not at the cost of all humanity and moral values… Kids these days… tch!
Any wise person must instinctively know that messing with nature is wrong. But this could be the terrifying consequence of long term consumption of GMO foods…
