Well I’ll be bugged…

It’s all for a bit of fun though… but here is ‘this weeks’ lookalike competition winner, sent to us by Anne Onimous:

Click image to find out what secrets they are keeping…

By the way… Are you being served?

(Editor’s note: We’d just like to point out that this humorous post means no offence to the late John Inman or his estate, nor any slight against gays, nor are we implying that Mr. Assange is gay –indeed we are given to believe he is quite the ladies man. This is all simply in a manner of light-hearted non-u fun. If you didn’t crack a smile were sorry, but for goodness sake — lighten up! It’ll soon be 2012)

Any wise person must instinctively know that messing with nature is wrong. But this could be the terrifying consequence of long term consumption of GMO foods…

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Errm … Looks like it was a great parade!

Perhaps only outdone by the 2009 Annual Conference for the Apathetic, to which noone bothered to turn up:

Annual Ninja Parade Slips By Again…

… and if that makes YOU want to learn to become a Ninja and access their stealth secrets, which will allow YOU to not appear at next year’s parade, then see: Underground Ninja Secrets

(and, no, this does not mean that they managed to slip past the crowds by going underground…duh!)

Seen and snapped recently in public it is evident that K-Fed – best known as Britney Spears ex-(brief)-husband-and-carer-for-their-kids – who was formerly a fit-looking dancer… has now become Kevin Feder(no-longer-slim)line.

Evidently being largely employed as an overpaid nanny – too much of his reported $20k a month from Brit is being spent on Big Macs and Sodas – in the traditional, all-American style.

Either that… or potentially even more shocking (but certainly News-Enquirer worthy) K-Fed may be pregnant! Well – Arnold Schwarzenegger did it with Danny de Vito! So maybe this is a new strategy to capture the headlines:

Naturally the low-brow press will soon be speculating on just who may be responsible for K-Fed’s ‘delicate condition’?

But for the small number of intellectually superior US citizens – it will be obvious that this new move by Federline is just the prelude to launching K-Fed’s no doubt shortly to be rampantly promoted – “K-Fed Diet”… mind you he will actually have to shed the weight first, to cash in on that one… at least for as long as it takes to do a photo-shoot or two, and some prime-time chat-show slots!

Maybe off the wall for this blog – but I was seized with the desire to share this photograph simply to ask the question – Who REALLY likes a bald cock?

I’ve seen and heard some justification for it but surely it looks red, bulbous and unnatural?

WARNING: This is graphic and rather disgusting – Do Not Click if easily disturbed.