So some fun was apparently recently had at David Beckham’s expense when Ellen De Generes, whilst interviewing him on TV in the US, suggested a rework of his sultry Armani advert…

But surely the alternative version, discovered and illustrated below, was really more up Ellen’s ‘avenue’ (…now come on, the old joke about ‘let’s be having you’ is just, well - too old to repeat… isn’t it? Well OK, just one more time… Lesby Avenue… of course!)

De Generes on the Ropes with Beckham

Ellen De Generes Real Fantasy? A Bit of Posh

Original article in the Daily Mail News (!!!) paper:
De Generes on Beckham