So this week’s ‘late-look-alike’ competition has been turned into an ‘odd-one-out’ photo montage instead…
With profound apologies to he Big ‘O’ — Can you spot the odd one out?
Here’s your clue: “He’s no longer just ‘Il’ … he’s dead!“…
…And whilst many folks may have shed a tear over the demise of Roy more than a couple of decades ago (the 23rd anniversary of Roy Orbison’s death was in fact barely a fortnight ago) — many millions of N.Koreans (if no-one else in their un-programmed minds) have been ‘Crying’ crocodile tears over the loss of their ‘Dear’ Leader… the dictator with a penchant for a ‘Pretty Woman’ (indeed a whole army of them!)…
And whilst the death of the despot may have been something his subjects could only countenance ‘In Dreams’, they would certainly be ‘Running Scared’ if they didn’t make a public show that seemed to say ‘I’m Hurting’ (even if the reality is — only in a good way!).
Whilst most North Koreans will undoubtedly be glad that ‘It’s Over’ — even if they cannot acknowledge it — ‘The Crowd’ will probably also be wondering what lies across the ‘Blue Bayou’ in the shape of the successor to this pint-sized autocrat… seemingly ‘Un’other of the dictatorial dynasty, who’ll likely shape up to be as bad if not worse that the one who has just kicked up his Cuban Heels!!
(P.S. An afterthought… What’s the difference between Bruce Willis & Ashton Kutcher’s -ex and Kim Jung Il? One’s Demi Moore and the other is Demi-God No More!)
Every dog owner will have varying experiences as far as toilet training is the issue. Subsequently, each owner will witness the different types of potty training problems such as submissive urination, stubbornness, crying at night, pooping on the floor, sneaking behavior, and so on.
Here we have gathered a few potty training help items that you might find similar to your situation.
(Tips gathered from the training resource: Dog Potty Training in 7 Days )
Dog Training Issue 1: Pooping on the Floor
One common potty training help item is that dogs go outside the house but do not eliminate. Instead, they go back inside the house and poop on the floor. Many owners give up when they are facing this situation and they tend to punish their dogs for not getting the routine.
In reality, the one party at fault here is you, the owner. The master should never assume that the dog has already learned its duties as far as hygiene is concerned. The owner should always accompany the dog outside the house and stay with the dog while it is doing its business.
The dog owner should consistently praise the dog while it is eliminating so the dog will associate the rewarding feeling with popping outside the house. The only time that the owner can give the dog its freedom is when it has learned to eliminate at the right place.
If this is not observed, potty training problems will emerge and the owner is forced to undertake extra steps to correct the unwanted behavior.
Dog Training Issue 2: Crying at Night
Just like babies, puppies will cry and beg for your attention, especially if they are in a crate. Keep in mind that puppies have not yet learned how to control their bladder and therefore, you need to be diligent when they need you to take them out for a potty break.
This is a common potty training help item that is easily resolved if you love your dog. During the first two months of the puppy, you should expect to get up at night at least twice.
This frequency will gradually reduce as the puppy learns to control its bowel and bladder. You need to understand that crying is the puppy’s only way to let you know that it needs something.
If you cannot tolerate this, then you need to reconsider owning a dog. You need to accept that potty training dogs can be a real nuisance at times but this is a necessity that every dog owner needs to go through.
Dog Training Issue 3: Submissive Urination
Some dogs urinate when they are scared or when they want to show you that you are the alpha of the pack. In many cases, dogs overcome submissive urination at two years of age. To solve this potty training help item, you need to practice a few things such as not bending over the dog.
This position is a highly dominant position and will make the dog scared. Next, stop yelling at your dog for doing something bad. When you yell, you are essentially asking the dog to recognize your leadership but it does not understand the message that you want to come across.
Dog Training Issue 4: Sneaking
When potty training dogs of different sizes, one cannot help but notice that smaller dog breeds are much more difficult to train. This is because they have the tendency to sneak to hidden areas and then poop or urinate there.
People claim that smaller dogs are stupid compared to bigger ones. Quite the contrary, small dogs are actually smart and sneaking is one way that they outsmart their masters. They would rather do it in hidden places than ask the owner be let outside the house.
The solution to this is to be more vigilant. Since the dogs are smaller, they sometimes do their potty thing right in front of you and you do not even notice it!
To further resolve this, the owner should couple vigilance with lesser freedom time for the dog. Keep the dog in its crate for longer periods of time until such time it learns the right way and the right place to poop.
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This week’s look alike competition winner sent in by Mr. E. Mann:
The coincidences just pile up — for example:
Whereas for famed Liverpuddlian comedian Ken Dodd, ‘avoiding a tax’ once got him into a hole, for recently deceased dictator, Col. Muammar Gaddafi, ‘avoiding attacks’ also meant he got into a hole — from which he was summarily retrieved and executed by the very people that he had promised to show ‘no mercy ‘ to!
Ken Dodd’s timeless comedy patter has meant that he has frequently left his audiences ‘dying of laughter’ — whereas Gaddafi simply left people dying.
Gaddafi surrounded himself with a bevvy of attractive female bodyguards, whereas Doddy surrounded himself with a bevvy of Diddy-men.
Doddy once had his house set on fire by a nutcase, whereas as Gaddafi had various houses set on fire by bunch of nutcases (the US military)…
Doddy had a top selling single with ‘Tears’, Gaddafi never had a top selling single but certainly cause a lot of ‘tears’ to be shed…
Doddy started his life in Knotty Ash (a suburb of Liverpool), Gaddafi whose life just ended will soon be in knotty pine… or at least simply ash!
(Editor’s note: We’d just like to point out that this humorous post means no offence to the late John Inman or his estate, nor any slight against gays, nor are we implying that Mr. Assange is gay –indeed we are given to believe he is quite the ladies man. This is all simply in a manner of light-hearted non-u fun. If you didn’t crack a smile were sorry, but for goodness sake — lighten up! It’ll soon be 2012)
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